Part of self 1: Oh I know what I should do this evening! I should go to the used bookstores in town. That’s what I need. More books!
Part of self 2: No. Or at least not until you go through the academic books in your office, so you can at least hopefully get some store credit for some of them.
Part of self 3: WTF? Weren’t you just this morning bellowing about “Ignorance is bliss, so why am I so masochistic that I’m always trying to learn more about everything??” And you think MORE BOOKS is a good idea?
Part of self 1: But, but, boooooks….